Week Six

Week six saw me dominate fantasy baseball like an all anal Tera Patrick movie dominates adult video sales. Admittedly, a long winded analogy, but a strong one nonetheless.

Three leagues, three victories. How did it happen?

Team #1 was lead by a surprise player and two disappointing starts.
Team #2 was lead by two superstars who are finally starting to carry the load.
Team #3 was helped along by my opponent's inability to hit.


Team #1 got great weeks out of Hardy (3 HR's, 8RBI), Sheffield (2 HR's, 6 Runs), and super slumper Lance Berkman (3 HR's, 8 Runs, 6 RBI) who had his first big week of the season.

Team #2 was lead by Teixeira (10 Hits, 1.143 OPS) and Wright (9-24 and 3 SB's) who are finally giving us fantasy owners what they hoped for when we used high draft picks on them. Those of us who have spent many, many nights swearing at these two guys certainly felt a little bad about wishing Syphilis on these sluggers. As a side note, my replacement catcher Bengie Molina started the week with a two homer, 5 RBI game. As he headed into Colorado for four games, expectations were high. He got 1 more hit. Thankfully, I survived.

Team #3 was lead by Holliday's 3 HR's and 1.33 OPS, but was mostly due to the fact that opponent hit like a bitch. His .613 OPS lead to his quick demise. That and my team ERA and WHIP of 2.67 ad 1.03.